I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
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He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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