We tried having a conversation with our noses.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Randomize
