I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Those nachos came to me in a dream
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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