If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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