I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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