I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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