We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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