I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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