Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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