Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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