I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
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turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
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Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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