But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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