i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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