we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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