i think my mom watched the whole time
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
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Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
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I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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