Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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