Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
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If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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