I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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