At least make sure they are 18
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just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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