ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I want her autograph on my taint
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Randomize
