Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
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Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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