Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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