Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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