On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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