She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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