so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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