I think I died a long time ago.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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