He felt like a one man threesome
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
i believe in u and ur pee
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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