Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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