Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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