im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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