I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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