Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
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It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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