Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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