ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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