I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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