Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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