I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
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Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
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I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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