she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling