Porn is love you can see.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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