haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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