I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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