Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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