Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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