I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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