none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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