I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
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have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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