Porn is love you can see.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
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When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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