One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
lets start a swedish sibling band together
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
its liver damage thursday
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