I swear she didn't look like that last week.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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