I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
oh god was she eating orange peels again
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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