i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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