I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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