Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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